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Randy and Mike: The Complete Story List

Last Updated: September 5, 2007

Who Are These Guys?
Added: March 7, 2007
What is the Randy and Mike series?


Newest Stories

The Ball Point Pen Caper
Added: September 5, 2007
Randy and Mike pull off a pretty much successful heist and end up feeling far too much like Indiana Jones. Will they ever strike it rich and be able to retire? Not if things keep going like this - that's for sure. One thing we do know for sure is that life in an economic inversion will certainly be filled with many surprises...

The Silverstream Model 261 Self-Contained Long Range Armored Combat Trailering Unit
Added: July 17, 2007
Long combat deployments together can truly test the bond between husband and wife - but not always in the ways that you might expect.

Storyboards
Added: April 9, 2007
Ever wondered what the naked charge scene from Giant Christian Robot might look like? - or perhaps the flaming log truck ambush at Sexton Pass from Cow Creek Clusterfuck?. Check out the storyboards and compare them to your own vision. (Note: These look best when they are printed out and posted conspicuously on your wall).

Shooter
Added: April 19, 2007
A local sniper speaks frankly about the ins and outs of shooting people at long range.


Coming to NewOregon
Caught by a transdimensional press-gang and deployed by the NewEarth Coalition for an apparent suicide mission, Randy and Mike are forced into a fateful series of snap decisions with massive long-term ramifications.

Coming to NewOregon I: Boots on the Ground
Added: January 24, 2007
Randy and Mike's first day on Earth 2049.

Coming to NewOregon II: Freedom Days
Added: February 10, 2007
Still getting their bearings, our heroes wander into a nearby town and get a crash course in local hopes and dreams. Later, they try to have coffee.

Coming to NewOregon III: Rose's Bunker
Added: February 19, 2007
On the run again, R and M take refuge from the morning attack in the local diner.

Coming to NewOregon IV: Meeting Rose
Added: February 24, 2007
They meet their future patron.


The Essential Randy and Mike
With the help of Rose, the boys quickly get oriented and get to work in the much needed local security business. With an extremely wide range of clients, the lofty clouds of heavan and the deepest depths of hell itself await Randy and Mike as they try to pursue an honest living in a world gone mad.

Mike in Hell Part One - The Backhoe Fight
Added: March 10, 2006
After a series of minor security contracts and escort jobs, R and M embark on a contract job to destroy some renegade road maintenance equipment in northern Cal. The routine mission rapidly escalates into an epic struggle of tactics against Einstein-smart killer machines.

Mike in Hell Part Two - Debarkation Area 115
Added: March 10, 2006
Push comes to shove, and Mike ends up in one of his least favorite vacation spots: Hell!

Mission: Giant Christian Robot
Added: February 20, 2007
A local warlord kidnaps Mike's girlfriend and forces them to go on a search and destroy mission against a 15 mile high invincible battle robot (Christian owned and operated).

Mike and His Girl
Added: September 21, 2006
An episode from Mike's girl trouble, chapter 6 million.

Training Day
Added: August 14, 2006
R and M accept the challenge of whipping a trans-spacetime militia into shape for a major engagement.

Randy vs. the Tank
Added: December 19, 2006
Randy discovers a wealth of unknown skills when necessity forces him to combat a T-93 main battle tank with nothing but his bare hands.

Mike and His (Demon) Girl
Added: April 13, 2007
Mike just can't get it right with the ladies, and this story adds a demonic dimension to his troubles. Will Randy save the day again?...or will Mike's inexplicable habits finally get him disemboweled? Read and find out.


Beyond Randy and Mike
Stories and episodes from the world of Earth 2049 that don't directly involve our boys.

Beyond R and M: Cow Creek Clusterfuck
Added: July 27, 2006
Although this story does not directly star Randy and Mike, it gives crucial insight into some of the major factions vying for control of the Southern Oregon resource nodes.

Beyond R and M: Warfare Just In Time
Added: February 9, 2007
Will the Norwegians outbid the Ukrainians for the air strike on Northwest Portland? Will the French artillery demand more than $9000 Euros per square meter of saturation fire? Will the overall force projection ratios per meter exceed the long-term resource extraction percentages? As the clock ticks down and the battle unfolds, things are tense on the floor of the international belligerance trading floor.

Beyond R and M: Shankton Meets the Reverend
Added: January 26, 2007
A local warlord and a local religious man have a high-stakes debate.

TeeVee
What would be on TV in 2049?

TV 2049: Fields of Fire
Added: June 20, 2006
Home improvement brought up to date.

TV 2049: Belligerance Futures
Added: November 4, 2006
Financial advice for the world of 2049.

TV 2049: The Prussian Tank Incident
Added: January 12, 2007
A memorable moment in the world of military contracting.


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